Dear noise in my ear, you can stop whooshing now, I heard you loud and clear. It is very distracting. 

Dear hip, please stay in place. I would like to walk without pain.

Dear lower back, well, hullo there. What can I do to make you feel less tense?

Dear left foot, thanks for telling the arch to not complain. That was weird.

Dear face, I know I should not have hugged the puppy that tight, but could you please tell the rash I will remember not to do it next time?

Dear body, Besides epsom salts, rollers, stretches, a lovely PT, better posture, exercise…what can I do so you will be less stiff?

Any information will be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!